30. spherically super

toni: my dear geometric-yet-curvy you!
thank you for all bloggage... and so glad you liked pics. when they finally arrived. the boy and his father were at the table ne t to us in the turner contemporary gallery cafe in margate - keith and i dived in there before our Long Walk from broadstairs; just so we could say we had been, really.
was v cool - all salad + veg provided by local allotments and an ama ing view of the bay, plus, of course That Light. the focus of concentration in the photo was the boy being allowed to choose to chomp on one sugar-lump from the bowl on the table - and him struggling to choose between the white or the brown... whilst his grandmother, thinking rather futilely of his teeth, insisted he 'really wouldn't like' either...
in terms of ne t shots - still don't have round pebble, but have a nice pic of daisies [the centre of which is round - could forward this?] also, am going to coast on thursday [providing no gales!] so could do seaside te tures then... would def have time to send this over friday..
hope work not too arduous today - all my seedlings have been blown around garden in wind whilst i was away, so am going to attempt to reunite their bruised souls with their pots now!
T mwah

jenny: this was the round pic I tried - and failed - to send all those days
(weeks?) ago...

not sure if I still like it - rather lost its 'peering down a concrete
pipe' feel somehow – so am off to hunt out some other roundness...

toni: Oh! But it's wonderful....spherically super! Don't change! X PS the daisies are in dropbox - the fuzzy ones at the back are round. ish.

jenny: off to take a peek! 

ah - perfectly round - perfectly lovely!  and such heavenly (literally maybe?) blue tones; did you get a stiff neck, all that looking up?  I tried the same thing in Germany and got muddy knees and elbows - mine were rather inconveniently growing on the ground!

toni: Sadly, was also ON ramparts, <alongside> daisies... and hence v familiar with muddy knee (and cheek!) concept you describe. (my phone won't open attached pic, will take proper look, later). X x  meanwhile have just stabbed grubby little finger into iporn book and came up with [after rejecting five others...] 'find something that disrupts a pattern'. which i know you did last week... so might be in the groove to do so again...

29. on lines - and curves …

The conversation began on the 17th May – yeah, I know …

toni: do we have an ongoing/new challenge? I appear to have lost plot re this [ps, hen lulu (who no longer resides chez nous) has had a chick! Aw.]

jenny: we are in the Black Forest until Sunday - but I have my camera and am up for any challenge you care to pick.....well, most - it's all very rural - certainly not much in the way of graffiti!  just about to have pre dins glass of something fizzy [PS talking of hens - have colleague who just hatched 5 chicks in her classroom.....v cute (and even at their very young ages, they make one heck of a racket!)]

toni: Just off on organised nine mile walk. Grabbed iporn book and found 'shoot something round'. Think is poss? Happy weekend. X x

jenny: yes - let's go for it!  your 9 miles makes our few km this morning seem a bit lame....just recuperating in the bar.....

toni: I have a few pictures... but not one is round. The 'round' pebble I found is now on its way to belgie, as forgot to retrieve it from BF's car, post-walk. Linear, however, I can do... ie, have not met brief at all, but have pic I'd quite like to share... x x x hope the schwarzwald = gut. I studied there, y'know... did you come across nussknacker torte...? Was always a fave... x x x

jenny: have hunted fruitlessly for your linear pic.....was even thinking that we could so very easily adapt brief to fit (or indeed make a new one for this week and do round the following - we'll be away again, back in Barcelona yippeedoo) 

had modicum of success; some cheats (snap of flowers taken through concrete pipe, and which gmail won't seem to let me attach - so perhaps that's my answer!) that I just happened to take before I opened your email, some neatly piled logs (v German) some of which were round…

plus a (rather grainy - was gloomy in restaurant) photo of our starter the last evening …

but v disappointed because husband flinched when I suggested that I put my plate on the floor for a better view - so you have to make do with a half-circle.....

had v gut time in der (die? das? was never much cop at Deutsch) Schwarzwald - but husband v disappointed not to have had any tortes at all; he was SO looking forward to some (preferably hausgemachte) schwarzenwaldenkirschentorten (our son's hausgemachte way of saying it that kind of stuck!)

where did you study?  husband is halb deutsch - did I tell you that?  mother born in Regensburg and uncle lived in Munich and then Garmisch - so not all that far away from where we were (near Freiburg)

toni: ...sorry, linear pic still in camera... will send this eve... phone also won't let me open your pics... so have these to look forward to, tonight too. X x x have to do school dash now... more 'laters' as they say. Have a lovely day x x x

toni: have had looooong working day + a] no chance to upload pic + b] work computer also not letting me see yours - apart from on mahooooooosive scale... am thinking square logs could be geometric/linear too... PERHAPS we could turn whole idea on head, and both take a pic a week + then one of us retrospectively generates a challenge which neatly links both. ha!
i studied europaische betriebswirtschaft [if that's how you spell it - can no longer recall!!!] at the fachhochschule reutlingen. just outside the forest, but close enough for the cake.
mwah.

And suddenly it was the 6th of June …

jenny: dropbox still disappointingly empty of new pix - and I have forgotten the brief we agreed on all those days (weeks?) ago - are. you. OK? ps - I have 9 more days in the classroom after today ...

toni: Yes. Sorry. I. Am. Here... serendipitously uploaded pix to laptop last night... more later. (school holidays = endless chauffeuring). X x x x

toni: hello JD - apols for being crap blogging chum. seem to be struggling with logistics of single parenting/overseas dating currently... my two v [non round, decidedly linear] pix are about to be in dropbox. i think 'round' was our last challenge... as in 'when is she going to get a-ROUND to sending her bloody pix..?' off oop north to visit parents tomoz... hope NINE days not feeling too dastardly! T xxx

jenny: hey - don't worry; the Blog can just sit there; our roolz remember!

toni: Am at my mum's, but put pix in dropbox before leaving - in a folder though, so maybe it didn't work? X PS Driving home tomoz, and stopping at wildlife artist's open studio near rutland water on way home. I love her work - all retro screen-prints/lino-cuts of birds and seed-heads. My purse will be itching! X x x

jenny: no sign of pic - I do keep looking (esp as the icon has a little tick on it which I had thought meant something new had been put in - yeah - but where?) although I haven't opened up all the folders (yet?)  PS rather envious of your planned stopping place on your way home.....enjoy!

toni: just hijacked my sis's pc to try and resend pix - hope they've arrived...

jenny: I found them [by special invitation] the 'by-the-sea' one is very you - all velvet-soft greys, with a touch of gold …

but those stripes … the (I assume) father with the (not-quite) reverse of his (I assume) son's … the inspired crop showing concentration though not what their focus is on … is brilliant ! ! ! was it just a happy accident them being there?

ps am writing post now - as well as desperately trying to remember which linear pics I had decided on … all those weeks ago!

OK gotcha

(PS was ‘snap’ decision (as still NO clue what I had decided on before) and auch in deutschland gemacht; somehow felt it complemented both yours with the greys and the pink …)

28. the writing’s on the wall

t : have spent last week 'cohabiting' with the BF, who has been working from my home - hence under strain of pretending i cook interesting, man-relevant food on a daily basis, and don't, as a rule throw a microwave meal in the direction of my daughter before popping off to yoga etc... has been lovely having him here - although am now on alcohol purge + trading cash normally spent on vino for purchase of skin-de-ageing vitamin supplements. we'll see.
so. the upshot of all is, have completely lost plot re blog - was away in france this weekend and took picture of writing on wall there - is this any help for anything? thank you so much for uploading of all - your 'meaningful word' pi'' v e''quisite - and definitely unleashed more of a wow from the BF than belgian graffiti.
hope all ok your end
T mwah

j : v quick response - good to hear from you; hope BF all recovered from heroic rescue of small child.  send me what you have - will conjure up something.....talk later  J xXxXxX (showing off!)  PS just had letter confirming acceptance of resignation - GULP

t : Am at work tomoz, but assuming eve client is not attending, so will upload pic from camera then. BF recovered from lifesaving antics - wallet, passport and phone less so! X hope confirmation letter not too GULP...  sent from phone, hence x X x X x back at ya!

j : re: GULP = just rather final.....

t : there's a pic in dropbox for you! this week am mostly trading wine for vitamin supplements. feel virtuous... but after 36 hours no visible signs of improvement to my skin or hair. bah.  PS hope final 'gulp' now dispersed to manageable portions.

j : gulp currently relatively small but it is still apt to grow especially when I count up actual working days left between now and The End.....is 18!  had only just remembered that you'd said you'd dropped a pic in the box; just peeked - and I am still smiling!  tomorrow I shall attempt a post (and to choose a pic myself!) - am thinking of 6 = pay attention to words and phrases painted on buildings?)  today we cleaned windows - I keep going to a sparkly one and grinning!  gave up a LONG time ago on both skin and hair.....wine far too important!  PS have now used week's quota of !

t : Feel ill. Think is wine withdrawal. OMG = omigulp! X x congrats on clear windows. Am sure there is some philosophical nugget to do with photography and seeing within this

j : re: philosophy.....what does that say about the long months (at least twelve of them!) when my vision has been totally obscured by squashed flies, dust, rain streaks and fingerprints?  withdrawal totally overrated – hic.  have son arriving ce soir (avec sa femme); looking forward to un très agréable weekend of wine tasting - that's the opposite of wine withdrawal?  off now to vacuum dead spiders from long-unused shower in spare bedroom

(as for my pic – I think this says everything about the state of my head)

27. words that speak volumes

still playing catch-up, we are…..and we have agreed to ‘do’graffiti for this post; trouble (as will become apparent) is that there is more than one challenge with a graffiti connection…..

toni: found 'em -  not as buried as i thought... not sure if graffiti too flat + should convert to black and white...? though, it was a rainy, drizzly brussels morn, so, corrugated iron aside, it was flat...T xxx

jenny: it would be nice to see them.....

toni: ah! yes! i didn't write the word 'attach'... so google mail didn't tell me [as it usually does!] that i'd mentioned the word 'attach' but failed to do just that... x x x

jenny: fab – I love the inclusion of that rail in the graffiti pic.....I will make sure I send you my (soon-to-be) chosen pics pronto (have to narrow it down a tad; you are so much better at that than I am!)…..

toni: ah! no! not at all better at choosing just v v limited choice! 2 x eiffel towers 4 x grafittis... if i had NINE HUNDRED it might be a slightly different story...! x

toni: other 25% of graffiti choice. was drawn by the minimalist font and philosophical bent... x

 

jenny: the philosophical bent?  that would be the hand rail…

jenny: we have two graffiti-type challenges to choose from, namely 6 = pay attention to words and phrases painted on buildings and 8 = put yourself in an urban setting and follow the flow of graffiti or other forms of public expression - and crop phrases or words that stir you - good grief! - are you ‘stirred’ by these words or just ‘paying attention’ to them? oh god - there's another one; 42 = record words and phrases that speak to you in public places - sigh - and 69 = notice the impact of advertisements in a landscape or cityscape (I could probably nail all of those with my Barcelona haul.....what about you?) will attempt to get head (and typing fingers) round a graffiti post tomorrow - can you let me know which of the 4 (5? 6?) challenges we are going with?  am feeling we are maybe on a roll.....you have perhaps more goodies lurking on your hard drive? you know I have a zillion (though not necessarily all goodies of course!)  May 1st tomorrow - a holiday in France of course but not in Switzerland; according to my mother I should get up at dawn and wash my face in dew.....would probably drown in the attempt if this evening's rain is anything to go by xx

toni: re graffiti, for me i guess was 42 - words that spoke... i loved the slightly anti-graffiti/contemporary-illustrative font used by the... aherm...artiste. and that they chose to let the phrase run and run in a linear - and yet also curvingly philosophical - manner. ifyouknowwhatimean.
sorry for delay in reply. BF here on a week's break; which is lovely, only i'm on 'business as usual duty' so there is a slight inequilibrium to our way of being. and also, he dived into a flooded river yesterday, to truly save a neighbour's child and dog from i dread to think what... so that was a bit of a shake up. [me, once panic over, getting all swoony at heroics, yet parents not able to say thanks, despite us taking both child and dog home safely + BF's clothes, phone, passport, wallet, etc, etc all having dissolved to within an inch of life. so strange].
see you on the lawn in spirit tomorrow, washing my face in dew...[ oh! that's what i did yesterday, pulling dog out of river - does beauty combined with act of grace carry more points, to do you think?].
re; being on a roll - may i contemplate this again tomorrow, as need to roll into bed right now...? T mwah.

jenny: ah - as it is 42 I have had to do a bit of a rethink as none of my graffiti pics exactly speaks to me....however, glimmer of hope in precise wording ("record words and phrases that speak to you in public places") of challenge, which led me unhesitatingly to the attached ;-)

with this as a second choice.....(a drinks tarrif list in restaurant window one very cold wintry lunchtime)…..

after lunch of course!

26. where’s the top of the tower?

For challenge number 26 (in view of our recent slide into photographic inertia) we have agreed to offer our viewers (that’s you!) a fresh view of a familiar statue or monument, using photos taken at any time during the course of this 100-challenge marathon.

toni’s offering was actually achieved last November during a trip to a grey and foggy Paris; the trip elicited this email:

hello my chum!  well paris did not deliver at all on horizon front - though did manage to shoot 'known landmark in interesting way', in that top two thirds of eiffeltower non-existent due to lack of visibility in blasted fog! had just the loveliest break…

jenny: love the blurry leaves in your mysteriously foggy Eiff** ***** photo; it has a picture postcard feel to it and could almost have been taken 50 years ago

jenny’s offering comes from a recent stopover in Barcelona; it hasn’t yet elicited anything by way of comment (largely because as I type I am still mulling over which alternative view of which particular ‘familia’ landmark to go with)

later…..(still mulling)

even later…..and I have rejected the (newly) familiar Sagrada Familia- in spite of its being swathed in translucent plastic and shored up with cranes and scaffolding - in favour of this…..

reflection of Barcelona’s quite splendid cathedral

toni: ahhhhh! love ju*taposition of organic bobbliness of ‘cathedral unfamilia’ contained by sleek upright verticals of window... swoon.

jenny: back to using your failing keyboard I see xxx

25. abstracted

abstracted [æbˈstræktɪd] adj 

1. lost in thought; preoccupied; 2. taken out or separated; extracted

which pretty much sums things up really; has it really been all that amount of time since post numéro 24?  that week (all those weeks ago) started off rather badly…..

toni: I have neither photo…..Nor inspiration. Am I a failure? Baaaaaaaaaah!!!

jenny: worry not dear lady - I too am failure - have teeny excuse in that I have had flu (and on my birthday too.....) but blah anyway to advertising and landscapes (whatever!)  am still off today but feeling much better (can't get to end of sentence without coughing though - again that cough - AND I had a flu jab!) - and I don't want to run the risk of wrecking my voice again…..maybe we can put joint failure down to a crap assignment rather than crap assignmentees?  what say we choose something lovely - gasp - something not even in book?  DPS does a weekly challenge - could we maybe hijack one of theirs?

toni: poor you! cough. sniff. bleurgh. xx and on your birthday?!!! SIGH!
SO relieved we are not crap assignees... the only advertising i could find in local landscape was pub sign, when went for lunch last weekend... and yes! let's do DPS abstract thang. just dashing to work now, and computer too slow to scan through other article. will read at leisure later.
take care in your convalescence... at least you can be abstract round the house...

jenny: yoohoo - it's a glorious sunny morning (if a little frosty right now) I just had an espresso and it tasted GOOD, and we have a table booked for lunch in Aix-les-Bains.....I have a new (and quite ludicrously bright, which makes it all the more fun) frock (when did I last use that word?) the car is sparkly clean (not me, the old man) and in a little while we will fling back the roof and sail off together leaving our cares behind us for the day - and for the first time since (heavens, when was it?) I feel (if not completely well, then at least rather) better

toni: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! And yaaaaaaaaaay! You are Audrey hepburn in Roman holiday. Nearly. And! despite the fog here, I have just bought blue polka dot shoes with pink patent flowers on toes ... in which I plan to tip-tap-tip way through rest of week... x x x our sap is rising!  x x have a wunnerful day! X x

jenny: you too, you too!  PS - sigh - pretty shoes!  when all I have are UGG(ly) boots.....

toni: I have abstract pic…Just not uploaded... hope your this Monday better than your last Monday...

jenny: that's a difficult call.....can I think in the abstract tomorrow?  have long day today – sigh - have lots of pics to choose from though - just no time to choose right now

toni: No hurry AT ALL... whenever is fine... just didn't want you to think I'd bailed out... hope loooong day over deceptively quickly.

jenny: am up for posting.....although I have not quite chosen my abstract offering, and what shall we try for next week?  maybe a colour?  finding blue was fun.....

well, that took care of March; then it was April…..

toni: Just checking all ok...? feel like we've sort of petered off. I still have my abstract eggs in my camera. Have not picked it up since. Hope things ok with you...?

jenny: good (v good!) to hear from you.....did you get my earlier email?  we are in spain this week and next - Internet a bit hit and miss - but we are fine

toni: No... no emails from you of late, but SO pleased to hear you are well... any chance you could resend missing correspondence? Twenty-something degrees here today; sleet forecast for weds... sigh. Am joyful though, as have picked up lawn mower for eight pounds from our village ebay site. Boy! Is my stripy turf gonna git respeck.

jenny: have couple of hastily chosen abstract pics for your perusal.....may change mind of course (will send via the all-new fancy-pants picasa 3.somethingorother) but that's par for the course

toni: so much to say, but keyboard and browser now both museum pieces, it seems... is like computer has had partial stroke and lower left side of keyboard no longer functioning [so no 'kisses' or sleep symblols for you...] - at work tomorrow, but will fire up laptop tomorrow night..

jenny: back in the land of the living .....which means a fridge full of Spanish veggies, and an end to radio silence!  (actually have been there - the land of the living - for a few days now - but am working all week [talk about a shock to the system!] and have been a tad stressed one way and another)  am awaiting your abstract eggs.....typing fingers itching

toni: ooooh jenny d! for some reason your abstract pics didn't arrive here, so i thought you were taking an unspoken break from blogging, whilst contemplating The Big Issue. abstract eggs remain abstractly in my camera... will send over tomorrow.
hope you're ok and enjoying veg... T [now no ' ' or ' ' keys working on my keyboard, and writing 'kiss' to a girl feels a little wrong...]

jenny: I looked back at all my sent mail and found NO trace of any sent abstracts.....who knows what happened to them!  I don't think I dreamt it!  But have (re?)sent one and sent for the first time a second.  Taken at my 'shortly-after-birthday' lunch.  SO long ago!

(heavens - I took this on the 15th March!!! and the one that (hopefully) follows – which it should - we are now hooked up (or whatever the term is)
with (by?) fibre optics.....(you should gasp at this point!)

[But I can back-date the post - so it needn't look too bad.  Then perhaps we can choose a few of our 'delayed' challenges (I now have numbers 8 and 42 [graffiti/words] 10 [city at night] 29 [station] 52 [bug] 79 [beach textures] 69 [adverts] 63 [monument] and possibly quite a few more - Barcelona was a photographer's dream (but an editor's NIGHTMARE; 900+ pics to wade through).....]

I managed to wait until 9 minutes past 5 before I poured this evening's (first) glass of vino tinto and re: veg – husband very thoughtfully (!) got a (quite possibly illegally imported) Waitrose curry out of the freezer for supper this evening.  Trouble is we have Spanish asparagus that needs eating.  Not quite sure they go with one another

PS While I absolutely agree with you about 'kiss' - maybe a dainty 'mwah' would do in the absence of an x.  OK on reflection I think that's a no too!  Which reminds me.  I finally have a U.  Trouble is, unlike the other letters, it does not allow light through (my backlit keyboard).  But at least in the dark I know it is the one I can't see.  And yes, I do use it in the dark! 

toni: goy-jus!!!! specially the droppy bit... fibre optics, eh ? i think there's just a plastic straw filled with hope which wires life here at bayham  to the worldly wisely web... xxxx [diff computer! ha! mwah!] x 

toni: eggs…is eggs... no matter how abstractly one tries to shoot them. in a dropbox near you, now..!

jenny: those soft speckles.....the tiny little tufts of feather.....Dave & Betty laid them perchance? and are they now a chocolate cake???

toni: Ah... Dave and betty did lay them. But. Sniff. D and B  have moved on to Pyjama Farm. Because they were ANNOUNCING the laying of their eggs at sunrise (ie earlier and earlier each day). And our neighbour's son had to move bedrooms on account of the racket!  Was a big wrench (surprisingly so) to say goodbye. So this photo was taken on their last day chez nous. I hid them in my room for about two weeks, so that my son couldn't use six in one hit to make an omelette.
I miss the girls massively... but not the blundering, early morning wake-ups... x x  PS so glad you noticed incy [is that a word?] feather on egg...

24. les bleus

jenny: have a fabuloso w/e à Bruxelles avec le BF - and not too bowed down with weighty rucksack; click away ces bleus.....

meanwhile.....I walked round our watery nature reserve yesterday morning, camera in (very cold) hand, in the vain hope of some early frosty sunshine.....with a slight stretch of the imagination I do have a couple of reflections that may have the faintest hint of (albeit greyish) blue about them; today appears to be a little more promising (I see gold on branches!) so I may just leap into the shower and hoof it down the hill.....

my walk turned out to be quite fruitful!

hope your w/e ditto

toni: stop it already!!!! true, beautiful BLUE... i have a teeny tiny speck of cobalt [on this grey grim day...] on a café sugar packet. sigh. to be uploaded soonest!

jenny: it was a long walk.....

got a few more today (an even longer walk, but much greyer, this one) so I might even edit my collage; I am enjoying heading out with my camera, sniffing out something in particular - I feel it's making me look at things differently.  I found some false teeth pinned to the top of a fence post on today's walk; sadly though, not even a hint of blue about them

what do you fancy doing for next week?  god, is it too early to pour a glass of wine?  late lunch perhaps?

toni: d'you want to choose - with intent or without volition? [sugar wrapper = pathetic, but got some decent 'writing on a building' - [was this one of our 'on standbys?' - thought so, but not sure?!]...

am still in [grey] belgium + agree about 'viewing the world with more care' via challenges. meanwhile, went to brussels flea market this morning + got beautiful heavy swirling glass lamp-base + super-girly metal chandelier featuring many hand-painted flowers..BF commented he 'knew where i was going with it' - but this was clearly <not> in his direction! 

and no, abs not TOO EARLY for wine - have already partaken in my afternoonly pastis...

jenny: it's perfect - mine seem all brash now.....

as for next week, had earlier thought of number 68 (which it turns out we've done) and as a back-up 69 - and that just happens to be 'notice the impact of advertisements in a landscape or cityscape.....that sound OK to you?

PS time, I think, for my second glass of wine!

toni: ... only your second glass?

23. a moment in an inconsequential sequence

toni: Hope all ok. I have a (kind of) pic. Will upload tomorrow... but might not be super-early, as embarking on a first; going to local art cinema, to watch a movie at 10am. It feels so wrong, yet kind of outré and right too. Insulation from the world. Any joy, pix-wise for you?

jenny: no joy - have not picked up camera since task set - or actually I have - took it on an ever-hopeful walk but did not press shutter once.....have it in classroom with me so maybe something will happen.....

toni: If nothing 'happens' today, would you like to roll on till next weekend...? Hope today not too Don't Like Monday

jenny: I was rather hoping you would suggest that - I have high(er!) hopes for the end of the week as we are off to the UK (oh the excitement!)  We leave right after work Wednesday (am hoping to get away by 13.00 but a meeting at 12.30 may put a spoke in the works) in order to get to le tunnel by around ten pm - and hopefully to arrive chez notre fils sometime not too long after minuit.  Bit of a whistle-stop tour as we leave again at the crack of before dawn on Sunday.....but worth it for my Waitrose order (already placed!) a delivery of books from Amazon, some boots from John Lewis, my painting (!) and - oh yes - a hug from my boy!  PS Today far too Monday-like…..  PPS I rather aspire to a pic like this one (in comments) taken by one of my contacts http://www.flickr.com/photos/26286848@N02/6897387037/

toni: was thinking all pics really, meet this brief, non? a moment in an inconsequential sequence...? i hope you have a wonderful trip - and unification with YOUR painting...i like your flickr pic inspiration - mine was taken saturday. my youngest daughter, dog [kertesz] and i met up with my middle daughter; it was a <good> day - we walked two miles around the ashdown forest. on the way home, i bought a bright, golden bunch of narcissi, from 'the florist in the forest'. they also could have been my pic - a bunch of scented-hope and sunshine...

toni: here's my oojamaflip... hope you've had a wonderful [and lucrative [for your soul at least!]] trip... lemme know if you want me to prod my finger iporn choice-wards in an inappropriate way, on account of you being On The Road [and possibly wanting a challenge]... <please> don't stress about any monday upload deadlines... just get back safely [with the whole of waitrose intact...]  ps have used up entire square bracket allowance for one month, in ONE email

toni: well… of course… it would have helped if i'd attached the pic...

hope you arrive home ok

jenny: arrived home an hour or so ago (after a 4.45am start!) boot - and back seat - laden with Waitrose, paintings, M&S, books (but sadly not my boots which once again refused to allow Cinderella to squeeze her delicate tootsies in). had good - if manic – time; I even got to the charity shop - that of the knitted knativity - where by chance I met the woman whose mother makes them - and I have paid my meagre ten pounds deposit.....I may even get a donkey!!!  photo (not of donkey) coming separately.  LOVE your idea; how many takes was it until perfection?  assume daughter in biddable mood!  it made me SMILE for which I thank you (and her!)  I almost got arrested trying for my pic - was in Reading's Oracle centre wafting my 'gear' about when two very youthful (and exceedingly pimply) security 'guards' asked me if I knew it was forbidden to take photos - well, of course I didn't - I mean, I ask you!  apparently (I asked!) it is even not allowed to take pics of the reflections in the River Kennet (from an Oracle-owned bridge; was, afterwards, sorely tempted to jump and click - or do they lay claim to the very air we breathe?)  anyway had at least 30 snaps under my belt by the time they stopped me (but not, ironically, any that fitted the week's brief).  I eventually snapped mine from car park on the way out (haha - also Oracle property).  Here then is my (quite possibly illegal) offering.....

[Husband off on Tuesday to Spain; maybe I will get to blogging after that?  have not yet even thought about my school blog (and why should I huh?) and now I HAVE to get my fuzzy head around what on earth I will do with my class for all those hours demain.....as well as how on earth I will squeeze all those Waitrose curries into an already full freezer…..]

toni: Completely, utterly illegally BEAUTIFUL... more to say, but might be Thursday before I say it - new working hours = days and eves tues + weds... AND you have a down-payment on a nativity (+/- donkey)... life's looking illicitly good, non? (after all, tomorrow is not a Monday...)  PS do we have a next [this?] week's challenge? would you like me to choose? hope you are enjoying fruits of waitrose enhanced purdah...

jenny: oh gosh; yes, will you?  and tomoz I will get those pics posted!  hoping for something nice and straightforward for next week's challenge; a not-too-challenging challenge

toni: I am going to hand pick it, in a non-challenging way.  Needs must.  No.5: 'find something blue'.  KERCHING! job done...

22. elementary my dear

[ j: do we have a challenge for the coming week?

t: Oh merde!  We do!  But am at work and iporn book in (icy!) bedroom (only currently visited in nano-seconds prior to sleeping)... do you want to go off-piste and choose?

j: what are you doing at work at this time of night?  happy to choose.....have book within arm's reach!  husband (who, btw just suggested 9, which is ‘look for odd combinations of elements’) is in the throes of planning (currently at ‘reading-out-menus’ stage) a gastronomic few days in Lyon.....it’s half term next week (maybe where you are too)

ps have no voice other than mere squeak; makes controlling a bunch of 5-year-old hooligans a touch tricky! 

pps am wondering if Lyon has familiar monument for fresh view; it does have a park with a couple of giraffes and an elephant but not sure I am up to forming some kind of bond with their keepers.....

ppps am definitely counting chickens!  or ostriches!

t: NINE! let's do nine!  Are we ok with 9?  Mail me, early bird stylee, if you wish me to choose alternatively tomoz.  Am happy with 9.

ps Just to be clear.  Counselling work = working late (but actually, drinking wine in a bar with chum, post-work = this late) jeez my room is freezing; -3 and no radiators. And no sign of oil. Doh.

j: 9 is fine haha a rhyme (update on possible Lyon trip.....now rather less possible as apparently huge dump of snow scheduled for next week = better to remain near base than venture off somewhere) ]

so - in spite of the week’s brief being to look for odd combinations of elements, for some bizarre reason, meatballs (more precisely the lack thereof) seemed to figure prominently…..

t: I have not fulfilled brief…Nowhere NEAR... am visiting IKEA tomorrow... and am (misguidedly?) hopeful?!

j: IKEA?  That definitely sounds like a plan! Good Luck!!  (we have one a mere twenty minutes away; when I was visiting hospital regularly and being driven there by my husband, his 'treat' afterwards was to go to IKEA for a plate of meatballs!) 

t: to be honest, meatballs are the motivation for tomorrow's visit too!

…

t: I did not achieve…Daughter blew me out. No IKEA. No meatballs. No 'owt. Tomorrow she is to be frogmarched to photographic nirvana. Just not quite sure where that is...

…

t: I have an idea for a picture…but it involves a long drive and waiting for a high tide (15.21, I checked...)... and the presence of a least one boat.  Hmmmm.  So sorry not to have achieved by yesterday, it was my place of work's annual conference, Sat - organised by yours truly... so last week a bit chaotic.  Happy Valentine's day + where are you?  Did you make it away?  The BF is a non-believer, so stroppily I sent neither card, nor token of love.  Only to discover this morning that he has made a complete u-turn... ooops...

j: blah - all a load of hot air regarding few days away.....

I LOVE that you have ideas for your photos - whereas I take a load and then peer at them from all angles to see if there is the faintest possibility of interpreting the brief to fit the pic.....can't wait for 15.22.....

<3 Valentine's Day???  not that you'd notice.....husband currently writing stroppy letter to Orange (he has a penchant for writing stroppy letters) 

but the sun is shining, the snow is sparkling and He has been persuaded that it might be nice to run down by the frozen lakes where I shall wander avec mon appareil photo in the hope that something elemental might happen.....

PS Xkcd valentine dilemma 

PPS sorry about your lack of meatballs

t: Xkcd = EXACTLY my life, quote for quote.  Oh! How I laughed!  High tide delivered... just not any boats.  A milk bottle used as a vase in pub, will be in dropbox tomorrow (just got in from work).  Hope the day delivered something good for you.

j: I offer you - a car in the Rhone.....

[t: i WANT to see 'car in rhone' - which i feel trumps, any any attempts that might have been made elsewhere...!]

 

j: a discarded jam jar frozen into pond…..

and, just for fun, two elements.....although not especially odd ones!

t: thanks for these - got called into work today, so spanner in works re photo scheduling.  Just home.  Plan to walk dog, clear head, feed child... and then be creative!

(lovely in the teeny window of visibility in the back of my camera. more than slightly disappointing in laptop screen view. sigh.)

am also feeling all 'teeth gnashing' about work this week - is supposed to be 2 x 4hrs per week, yet it's taking up so much time that there is no space for creativity... and yet, feel need for creativity to make time worthwhile.

have new printer.  am going to try to print bottle.  blur will look ok on absorbent, arty  paper, me hopes...

21. something old, something new

juxtapose; to place side by side, especially for comparison or contrast

j: am thinking…..new snow on old leaves

or maybe a slice of (new) ice on a frozen lake.....

or even (an old body of) water underneath a slice of newly-formed ice.....

ps - brrr it's minus 12 right here right now

t: was also thinking 'new' catkins on 'old' trees... and um, 'new' trees near 'old' trees... and yes! new season's snow on old season's seedhead…..

so equally creative in my pursuit... will upload tomorrow - got back from photo walk, bent down to stroke dog and whacked head on metal edge of door lock. cue surprising amounts of blood and now feeling quite icky...

(ps lovely, lovely photos of yours today - partic the dreamy leaf echoed in snow...)

got bored lying on sofa with no-one to impress with injury...

j: the trees.....I LOVE the trees

t: ah, thank you. I did do a little snow-flurry of a hop when I saw those trees! Still waiting for oil delivery here though (saved £3.47, by not being in a hurry for delivery... which I wasn't, ten days ago, when placed order. Gnash) so am like Victorian scullery-maid, dragging in logs and coal for fires. Bah

j: and on top of all that, tomorrow is Monday.....

t: Am hoping Monday cancelled due to Too Much Snow. Ha.

j: here it's now minus 13.....but sadly work cosy and warm and no sign that they might send us all home again

t: Snow melted here, too :-(

20. there’s a hole in my bcket

t: this week we must 'fill up a bucket of water to reveal your reflection'. I think I punched holes in all tin buckets, in order to plant well-drained tulips in them...!

j: know any Dutch boys?

t: :–)     !!!!!!!

BTW... was that a 'yes' to the challenge? (subject to Dutch boy availability)

j: I'll have you know that MY buckets aren't leaky!  We're posh here!

PS - how closely related to a bucket does this bucket of water need to be?  I'm wondering about the village horse trough (or actually a neighbouring village's; ours is filled with soil and blubs, waiting for spring)..…

PPS - have just sed Google dictionary to look p bcket - lots of scope there for 'interpretation’!

PPPS - (the U key on my compter fell off yesterday; I now have to try and hit a tiny plastic 'knob'; I keep missing of corse.  have to try and by a new one; can only get in America - was wondering about trying to swap it with z or something I don't need to se as much, bt may end up with no keys left.....)

decidedly NOT a good effort this week; not even a tiny glimpse of sun
attempted cleverness in water trough which was dismal failure
ended up going down into a ditch and taking pics of the bubbles in a stream
got a wet foot for my pains
and not much else
how about you?

t: … ah! but at least you have BEAUTY in your shot... I have but a frizz-haired moi, reflected from a bridge over the (very slow!) river teise... no light, no horse-trough... no now't (not really sure where that apostrophe goes...)... so, herewith, pic taken via 'creative' use of mobile phone...

j: BEAUTY????? well, my frizz was newly washed and scraped back, still wet, into an elastic thingy; right now it has escaped and is at least as wild as (if not more so than) yours! I had my feet one on either side of the stream bed, hence the akimbo stance.....(btw, did you notice sp in goat’s eye of last week?)

t: ah... well... the... aherm, 'straddle' of the shot [you athletic woman, you] had eluded me until seen up beautifully large... and interesting, how somehow, the ‘you’ captured in the bubble is not dissimilar to the ‘you’ in the goat's eye.... 

j: next week it's 59; juxtapose something old and something new…..

19. going deceptively large

T: Please could you bail out self and refresh - What was the EXACT challenge again? ... is it big things extracted to abstract state?

J: is "minimize the view of a seemingly complex scene"

J: have been angling for lunch out at a place that we reach by driving underneath a wonderfully complicated bit of French road engineering.....but sadly my request fell on deaf ears

PS and anyway, the brief being 'seemingly' complex rather than actually complex.....is it perhaps rather like 'estate agent speak' when they talk about a house being deceptively large?

T: Will upload (rather lame) photo tomorrow... ricoh definitely dying. Sniff.

PS antwerp the Liverpool of flanders. True.  (saw peter lindbergh show at photo museum there. Made me want to take more portraits. Just need a few supermodels to experiment with.) MeaNwhile, in reality, am tempted by more immediate, lower-brow, photobox 'pic on a Thornton's choc box' concept...

T: antwerp brickwork

J: ooh - that's VERY exciting, in an optically illusory way!

meanwhile, mine is a seemingly complex fence, rendered.....well, you decide!

(I also have an apparently complex rainbow minimized to a blur of pink…..

a tree [possibly even a forest] reduced to a mere speck of moss…..

and an 'attention aux enfants' sign reduced to part of one letter…..

[the letter T since you ask] - and am now having albeit restorative cup of Earl Grey when what I really need is a glass of wine.....)

18. all lined up

on taking notice of people or objects aligned with lines on the ground…..

as I was pondering whether or not footprints count as ‘objects’ (more of which later) in popped this decidedly bouncy email:

“had planning to mail you for an assignment extension - living out in 't sticks, there is little opportunity to find straight-line-ness, and i'm off to a print workshop at the de la warr pavilion [ http://www.dlwp.com/  ] on monday, so was hopeful to conjure up something there... but i've been taking my compact ricoh on every dog walk...and lo! this morning, i found myself ambling by a very shadow-strewn farm gate……

pic in dropbox now.  i say pic, as camera seemed to die on me mid-multi-attempts... all settings freezing and refusing to write to memory :-(

i loved that camera…..”

in response – one ‘word’ I think says it all: *

meanwhile, back to my tussles with my conscience about being overly ‘creative’ with the brief (or to be more accurate, to my not having read the brief quite carefully enough).  I had originally had high hopes of this…..

where doggy paw prints (perhaps not strictly speaking ‘objects’ but ‘aligned’ they definitely are) trot alongside the lines of the sled they were pulling (with a few herringbone cross-country ski tracks for good measure) and also of this…..

which probably also breaks the ‘aligned’ rule

a day later, in a different snowy location, there was this…..

where the line of the shadow of the barbed wire is echoed by a line of birdie footprints – which I don’t mind admitting I didn’t actually see when I took the photo

so you see, if footprints don’t count as objects, then I am kind of screwed…..

17. best friends

something of a seasonal hiatus has there been; but finally we have the makings of a post - and it goes something like this:

J: helloo helloo helloo - and a vvv happy new year to you. having to resort to a Word document - and the delicious possibility of a wi-fi lunch out yet again (what my poor tummy [hips, upper arms, bum] must go through in order that I remain in touch with the world!)

the OG (old git) has come up with a number (about time too, I hear you say) or to be more accurate, he came up with three, the first being 55 - and we have already crept in close - the second 56 (I am all for taking an executive decision here about best friends - unless we can hunt down some beach buddies in the next couple of days) and yup you guessed (he’s nothing if not predictable my OG) the third was 57, or ‘minimising the view of a seemingly complex scene’

I am all for having a go at the friendship one if you are up for it but unless we (we being me ‘n ‘im) get off our proverbial backsides and down to the seaside (and I guess unless too that these elusive best friends get off theirs and do likewise) then it will have to be the simplification of complexity – and I am certainly all for that! – so can I keep you posted (wi-fi lunches notwithstanding)?

and now I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely sea and the sky.....

J: Had fun on the beach yesterday (late) afternoon, hunting for ‘best friends’ to snap.  Sadly the sun had almost set and anyone who had earlier been playing in the sand had clearly already gone home.  However, I got one or two possibilities; two little girls on a see-saw…..

a couple strolling along the shore arm in arm…..

an old lady throwing pebbles for her dog (not in focus) and a very colourful brother and sister.  We chased the last remaining rays of sun into the marina and found a toothless old man who bent down to stroke a semi-wild cat (unfortunately this was shot right into the sun and so was rather overwhelmed by sun-flare; also he had a very hairy arm which meant that it was hard to tell which was cat and which was him).  Then, just as we were heading back to the car, a fishing boat came in and one of the young guys had a puppy in his arms; clearly they too were best friends!  Crap photo though as it turned out.  Shame…..

T: am currently on train back from Manchester, having come oop north for BF's mum's 80th... lots has been happening at home, so am all behind on pix... I have a poss 'best friends' one I took a while ago (ie pre-challenge), but might have to cheat with this... will send over all attempts to meet challenges by end of day... I had a best-friend concept in my head, to take this morning, involving my BF and me and his'n'hers old git slippers... but my watch had stopped, so it was a bit of a shock to discover we were still talking in bed at 9.45, when my watch said 8.45... and I had to leave for train at 10.30! More soonest...

T: re: body language and friends, i hope the pic i took at tate modern aeons ago will suffice. perhaps, like a cat, we are allowed nine lives in this here challenge of ours - and i've just used one - or two! - of mine?! your pix are lovely, i had similar 'connected on the beach shots' from my last trip to france - something  quite joyful about the intimacy

J: your 'creativity' is inspiring - I love the arm that reaches out.....so very touching! in more ways than one haha! 

T: next week’s challenge is number 43: 'take notice of people or objects aligned with lines on the ground'. simple then.

(and ps new year's resolution = no alcohol during week... except bank holiday mondays... sigh...

J: PS oddly enough for me too, New Year’s Resolution = no alcohol during week… except when in ‘restaurants’; but unfortunately lunch in local trucker’s place doesn’t count as a ‘restaurant’ (I have decided a ‘restaurant’ is where you book) so am looking forward (not!) to a second wine-free lunch in a row); but Friday evenings, you will be pleased to hear, count as weekends… NYR also = fewer crisps and less chocolate [when I look down at the moment I see tummy; not a good look!])

You read it first here!  Cheers.  In advance.  For Friday.  Hic.